What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?