What is the smallest lion?
The dandelion!
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are bakers also often hippies?