Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?