What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
You're such a beefcake!
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
