Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What event do spiders love to attend?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What animal has the most fun?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What siblings are always sad?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?