Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the snake cross the road?