Which tree can't stop crying?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What color are all the books in the library?