Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?