Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What condiment has wings?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the confused bee say?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
