What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How does a cow do math?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How does a barber get to work?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the painter say to the wall?