What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the holiest insect?
Which is the worst season?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What nationality is Santa Claus?