When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
