What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?