Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call octopus twins?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?