When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's the slowest 5k?
What birds make average students?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?