When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a baby monkey?