What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Can February March?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?