What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do billboards talk?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
