What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do you grill cheese?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?