How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?