How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
