What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do surfers go to school?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the mama goat say to her child?