Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's the politest month?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
