Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What name sounds like the past tense?