What is a sheep's favorite game?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?