Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?