Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?