How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the coach go to the bank?