How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
Why are baseball games at night?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do bees chew?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?