How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What fairy loves to count?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?