How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Families are like fudge.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does a panda ghost say?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
