How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the smallest lion?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?