How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do frogs drink in the winter?