What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
