What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the saddest part of the week?