How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
