Why did the snake cross the road?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?