When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Do you have the best ceiling?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?