What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the math book sad?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?