Why do some people love eating snails?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?