What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
If you need help building an ark...
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?