What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What do elves learn in school?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the frog starve?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
