What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What are you studying in math?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What day is your mom always right?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?