My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a silly hill?