What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?