What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?