What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What sweet treat never panics?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a decade's favorite sport?