What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
