What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the politest month?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
When does a horse talk?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the noisiest food?