Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where do birds go to drink?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?