What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
