What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
It's Crowded!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?