Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
How does a penguin build its house?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?