Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
