Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
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How long do chickens work?