Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?