Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?