How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a cow do math?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?