How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?