How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Do you have the best ceiling?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?