How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the goal post get angry?
