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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
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Why do diners never serve lobster?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
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What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are trees always so positive?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?