Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call two birds in love?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
I like telling Dad jokes.