What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?