Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?