What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are goats so funny?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?