Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you grill cheese?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are turtles so shy?
