Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?