Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the tomato turn red?