What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are cars magic?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do naked fish play with?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
