Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
