What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?