Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which cats love to be petted?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call the dog magician?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?