Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?