Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?