What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do football players deal with their problems?
