Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?