Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a silly hill?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?