What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do you make a cow float?
What school subject really rocks?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do Olympians never overheat?