What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What birds make average students?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
