Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
All its words are cold as ice.
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What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
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Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
