What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which family member has tusks?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?