What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How did the toad die?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?