What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is a doctor always calm?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the scariest letter?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which tree can't stop crying?