Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did summer catch autumn?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?