What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do hogs play so much football?
