Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do cows go to New York?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?