What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Do dads always snore?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.