Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What tea do footballers drink?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why are books always so angry?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?