What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are books always so angry?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Surprise!!!!
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
