What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the richest basketball team?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do fleas travel?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?