Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are goats so funny?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?