What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Do dads always snore?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
