Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?