Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What does a panda ghost say?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's the saddest part of the week?
