What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?