Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do eggs end a TV show?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are fish such good architects?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?