Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
