What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do bees get to school?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?