What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?