Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?