Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you get straight A's?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where does breakfast live?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?