Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do mice leave their boats?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How are teens like cats?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Who invented fractions?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which tree can't stop crying?