What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
How do you compliment a cat?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What fish only swims at night?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
