What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which former US President was always cold?
What are baby potatoes called?