What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?