Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why is the beach so confident?
It's allergy season again?