What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?