Why do two skunks argue?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What sport do horses love to play?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What says: oom oom oom?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?