What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
