Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call hiking college students?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?