Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the dog so popular?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do horses navigate at night?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?