Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?