Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?