Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?