Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
