Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What condiment has wings?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?