What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the most masculine animal?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?