What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?