What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the dog so popular?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How does a penguin build its house?
Do dads always snore?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?