Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do bees say in the summer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?