Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?