Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?