Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Surprise!!!!
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the sick chicken say?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?