Where do vampires keep their money?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the cat so small?