Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the frog have a long face?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
