Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do cows always skip gym class?