Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Where do kittens go to school?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do cows say when you milk them?