Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do mermaids see movies?
