What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?