Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which relative loves rice?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?