Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who are Frosty's parents?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What nationality are most fish?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?