Why did electricity win the race?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do fish do at parades?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which former US President was always cold?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?