Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What reads and lives in an apple?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
