Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?