What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What animal has the most fun?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?