Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?