Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?