Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
How do frogs get to work?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?