Why did the whale cross the road?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?