What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do cows say on NYE?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What fish only swims at night?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?