If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What does a panda ghost say?
What vehicles are in the best shape?