If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do you make a bandstand?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the cat so small?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
