How does a barber get to work?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?