If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
How do you get kids to do something?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?