Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What makes music in your hair?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do vampires keep their money?