Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?