What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's the opposite of irony?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do trees wear to the lake?
