What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a singing rodent?
