What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is a sheep's favorite game?