Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?