What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?