Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the echo get detention?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?