Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What sport are eggs the best at?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?