Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
