Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?