Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do bees chew?