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Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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