Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A book just fell on my head.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
I broke my finger!