Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is the most adorable season?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?