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Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
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How did the tree get lost?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
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