When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the toad die?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?