When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
