Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call an insincere horse?
I broke my finger!
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?