Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?